“Hey Buddy, wanna buy a golf course?”  These days, most any of us could afford to buy one of the dozens of distressed golf courses that are on the block.  Private club members and municipalities alike would like nothing more than to unload them –- even for the nominal price of a dollar -– as long as the new buyers will pay to operate them.

        Therein, of course, is the rub.  Golf courses are expensive to operate

Green fees can run as low as $25 at Vista Links -- cart included.

and at the mercy of such fluctuating expenses as oil prices, equipment repairs, and seasonal labor costs.  And until the economy starts to trim unemployment rolls, rounds played will not support the over-supply of courses around the country.

        It was not so long ago that golf seemed like a no-lose proposition (like real estate, eh?), a way to attract residents to a golf community or even a town.  To hype sales, the most aggressive developers built their designer courses before the first houses were in.  Towns like Buena Vista, VA, used a similar model, commissioning some darn nice courses on cheaply acquired (or even donated) land in an effort to not only attract new residents but also to keep happy the ones they had. 

        Unfortunately for Buena Vista, the town opened its course, Vista Links, in 2004; the timing could not have been worse, coming shortly before the economy tanked.  The town borrowed more than $9 million to build the course and set up the infrastructure, such as sewers and roads, for a proposed adjacent neighborhood.

        Vista Links is an attractive sprawling links-style golf course on farmland at the foot of the Blue Ridge Mountains.  The course  serves as a practice facility for Washington & Lee University’s golf team and features

The bank also holds the note on Buena Vista's police station and main admin building.

significant elevation changes and a wide open layout, with impressive vistas across the course (thus the name).  Green fees are in keeping with the course’s rural location, with a low of $25 –- cart included! -– on Mondays and Thursdays.  Annual passes for townspeople are under $1,000.

        Rick Jacobsen, who trained in the Jack Nicklaus shop, designed Vista Links.  Tim Gavrich, a rising senior on the W&L golf team, reviewed the golf course in this space in July 2007.  Click here for that review.

        As of this writing, Vista Links’ fate is unclear.  The town’s police station and main administration building are in foreclosure as well.  If you should be passing through Lexington, VA, on Interstate 81 in the near future, Vista Links is definitely worth a play.  Just make sure you call first ((540) 261-GOLF).

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The short par 4 4th hole at Vista Links gives a good sense of the character of the former farmland, and it includes the old barn as backdrop.

        If you are considering South Carolina as your golf retirement destination but are concerned that the notoriously conservative state may be a little too boring, recent headlines might bring some comfort.  First, Governor Mark Sanford went for a hike on the Appalachian Trail, took a wrong turn and wound up in Argentina.  He was caught on his return by a reporter at the Atlanta airport and was forced to admit that he had misled both his wife and staff about his whereabouts.  Former wife Jenny filed for divorce and published a book, in that order.

        That kind of scandal should be enough for any one state, at least for a few years, but apparently it was just a

The blogger wrote that he was exposing his affair with the candidate to save her from the indignity of slowly leaked details.

warm-up in South Carolina where, a few days ago, a blogger named Will Folks alleged he had a “physical relationship” with one of the candidates who is vying to succeed Sanford (as governor, not as headline maker).  Just plain Folks explained that he was forced to expose his affair to prevent dirty tricksters from dribbling out the details of his intimacy with the candidate, Nikki Haley, a state legislator.  Folks was ‘fessing up for the candidate’s sake, he wrote, as well as his own family's.  Mrs. Haley apparently had not signed off on the strategy and vigorously denied the affair, or whatever it was.

        The Palmetto State, which also contributed the Tourette-like Congressman Joe "You Lie" Wilson, does not have the market cornered in the Carolinas for those who kiss-up and tell. (Mr. Folks had been a key component in Mrs. Haley’s campaign and also a former aide to Governor Sanford.)  Despite his dedication to his boss, John Edwards, former aide Andrew Young felt a higher responsibility to spill the beans about the Presidential candidate’s peccadilloes.   Young had helped stash Edwards’ mistress at the upscale Governors Club in Chapel Hill, NC, to avoid the unrelenting snoops from the National Enquirer.  They found her anyway, and that was that.

        We can vouch for the high quality of golf in the Carolinas.  Their politicians are another story.