As I write this, the Dow Jones Industrials average is rolling off the cliff, down 500 points in the first hour of trading.  That $700 billion investment cum bailout sure seems to have bolstered confidence in the stock market, hasn't it?
    Like most Americans, I do not presume to understand the intricacies of
Our parents taught us never to borrow beyond our means.  Is everyone on Wall Street an orphan?

banking and the financial system.  That, of course, is part of the problem; when you don't have the knowledge to understand what the heck is going on, you defer to others who don't know what is going on.  Yes, Freddie and Fannie were encouraged, maybe even pushed, into backing crappy home loans, but the geniuses on Wall Street were not forced to buy them; and they certainly weren't forced to engage in what appears to be criminal behavior by selling "insurance" on the bundles of crappy loans in the guise of something called a "credit default swap."  In other words, they sold bad paper and insured the bad paper with other paper.  There were only two things wrong with this:  First, they didn't have the financial reserves to cover their bad bets and, second, they skirted insurance regulations by calling insurance something it wasn't.  Their customers bought it hook, line and, especially, sinker.  
    The nuances of credit default swaps, derivatives and hedge funds are way beyond the ability of many Harvard graduates to understand, let alone Joe Bag of Donuts or the lesser minds in Washington.  But all of us can figure out that you should never buy something you cannot afford.  Somehow, this lesson was lost on everyone from first-time home buyers to the guys who ran Lehman Brothers, AIG and Merrill Lynch who bet their companies' ranches on toxic bundles of paper.
    Assuming our financial system, which is changed forever, returns to some sort of equilibrium and the banks begin to lend money again for home purchases, the new rules of the road had better be simple enough for all of us to understand.  When my wife and I purchased our first home three decades ago, our income had to be a minimum of 28% of the amount we intended to borrow, and the down payment a minimum 20% of the home price.  The rules were strict, and they were in place to protect the bank as much as they were to protect us.  We didn't whine about the size of the house we could afford.  Our parents had taught us never to do anything beyond our means.  Did these people on Wall Street all come out of orphanages?
    The Wall Street Journal published an interesting editorial today written by an Australian journalist.  It is entitled "Not Everyone Should Own a Home."  If you can't access it from the Journal's web site, let me know and I will email it to you (use the Contact Us button at the top of the page).  The view from Down Under, where the banking system is relatively stable, is compelling now that our own system is down under.

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From the tee, #4 at Lundin looks innocent enough, but with ocean on the left, rough on the right, a burn in front and a small, elevated green, it is anything but.


    Lundin Golf Club in Fife, Scotland was born of necessity 100 years ago.  The original links course was shared with the townspeople of next-door Leven and was played starting at both ends.  With 1,400 enthusiastic golfers -- this is Scotland golf we are talking about, after all -- things got a bit congested as townspeople crossed each others' paths.  Thus, the towns decided each should have its own links course, and Lundin, designed by five-time Open championship winner James Braid, opened in 1909.
    Overall, Lundin is not a difficult course to negotiate, playing to just 6,371lundinlinks4teemarker.jpg from the tips and offering generous bounces down firm fairways.  But, of course, the wind affects play on seaside courses, making some holes play longer than their yardage, and making it tough to control shots launched downwind.  
     Lundin is no different.  The 455-yard par 4 4th, the #1 handicap hole on the course, stands out from all other holes at Lundin, not only for its length but also for what faces the golfer on both the tee shot and the approach.  Played along the beach, which is out of bounds, the 4th is a continuing test of courage right until the ball goes in the cup.  First challenge islundinlinks4frontofgreen__001.jpg the tee shot where the temptation is to turn away from the roiling ocean on the left and aim well right.  But the fairway is humped in the middle, and a ball even just a smidgen right will bound off into the rough, turning a long approach shot into a likely lay-up shot.  Consider that a 255-yard drive, almost certainly into the wind, still leaves another 200 yards, and many players will opt to approach the hole as a par 5, and hope for "birdie."  (Note:  My son Tim and I each bogeyed the 4th when we played it last June, one of only three bogeys he had all day.)
    The long approach shot is just the half of it.  A "burn" crosses the fairway 44 yards from the green, and its running water eagerly gobbles any misplayed fairway wood or long iron shot.  Those who opt to play short of the burn are still not guaranteed a putt at par, as the 28-yard, perfectly circular green is elevated on all sides.  When the green is firm, as it most always is, the only play is to deftly run the pitch shot up the front slope and hope you don't run it down the back.
    The Scots love to put names on all golf holes, and this one is tagged with "Mile Dyke."  The ocean, the creek and the sheer length of the hole makes it seem to play like a mile long.  Toughest holes are those where par seems a major accomplishment.  The 4th at Lundin fills the bill.

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Thar she blows:  The 4th at Lundin Golf Club is long and lean and mean when the wind is up, which it almost always is.