An article about golf lessons in the Hartford (CT) Courant this morning contained a photo and caption that innocently but profoundly revealed how promoters of the game of golf can enhance its fragile popularity.  
    As we have all read, rounds of golf are down nationally, more golf courses have closed than have opened in recent years and young wage earners
Promoting Tiger alone will not save golf, but it will bring out more idiots yelling, "GO IN THE HOLE!!!"

are not flocking to the game, despite Tiger Woods and the popularity of junior golf.  The Courant article by reporter Bill Weir is his personal account of first lessons at a local golf school.  Weir's piece is an interesting reminder, especially for those who may have taken up the game in their post adolescent years, that golf is nowhere near as easy as Tiger makes it look.  But in referencing how his "near perfect drive from 150 yards [that landed] about 8 feet from the hole" made him understand "the intense relationship people have with the game," Weir provides some guidance about how to market the game to new golfers.  
    Promoting golf with 24x7 hero worship of Tiger is not, by itself, going to save the game (although it will bring out more idiots yelling, "GO IN THE HOLE!!!" on 170-yard approach shots).  Campaigns like the PGA Tour's "These Guys are Good" do not encourage people to take up the game as much as it encourages us to watch golf tournaments on TV or attend them in person.  The key to golf's future popularity is not how potential golfers relate to those who play the game but rather how they can relate to the game itself.
    The caption in one of the photos that accompanies the article provides the best evidence that golf may have an eager market of millions of new golfers over the coming years.  In the photo, four would-be golfers are
The key to golf's future popularity is not how potential golfers relate to those who play the game but rather how they can relate to the game itself.

practicing their putting on the green at Miners Hills Golf Course in Middletown, CT, as part of their regimen of lessons.  Two of the four are Ranjeeth Patla and Xiaohai Liu, and whether they are first generation Americans or second (I don't know the answer) matters less than does the ageless reminder that, like my great grandfather in the 19th Century, immigrants to our nation want to assimilate socially while retaining their own cultural identities.  And what more perfectly social American pastime than golf to help them accomplish that?
    Those conjuring ways to increase the popularity of golf should take note.  A few multi-lingual billboards and newspaper ads, more promotion of players from the European and Asian golf tours and more creative exploration of what golf can do for both body and soul may ultimately prove that rumors of the death of golf are greatly exaggerated.
    You can read Bill Weir's article at courant.com

    The Miami housing market may be the most democratic in the nation, affecting both rich and poor, celebrities and no names alike.  One real estate agent's site lists all local celebrity homes for sale.
    No longer a player for the Miami Heat after a trade to the Phoenix Suns, NBA behemoth Shaquille O'Neal put his 20,000 square foot palace on the market for $22 million but accepted $16 million, the difference more or less a rounding error on his income from basketball and his commercial ventures.  Other celebrity homeowners in Miami are either less wisely invested or less flexible about what they will accept in the current market.  Former Miami Dolphins quarterback Dan Marino, almost as much a presence in TV ads as O'Neal, has had his 10 bedroom, 12 ½ bath home listed for $13.5 million for a few months.  The price includes more than $1 million in furniture and the promise of a signed football by the former quarterback star.
    Singer Ricky Martin, known for his flexible stage moves as well as energetic voice, may not be flexible enough when it comes to pricing his home.  He might follow Shaq's lead and drop his own $22 million asking price a bit.  By comparison, local boy Alex Rodriquez' home is modest at both 8,300 square feet and an asking price of $10 million.  Now that he is a single guy, a big glitzy apartment in the city -- or more than one city -- will probably suit his lifestyle better.
    The king of real estate holders in Miami is Alan Potamkin, a car dealer whose home is on the market for a hair under $50 million.  It sits on the best piece of property in the best (i.e. most expensive) neighborhood in the Miami area.  The 12-camera security system aims to keep it that way.
    If you would like to see how the other halves live, Alex Shay's web site is a hoot.  Find it at http://www.alexshay.com