On a billboard along a highway near Asheville, NC, Tiger Woods stands larger than life, poised (and posed) at the point of follow through, holding his finish and staring down the fairway -- or in this case, across the Blue Ridge Mountains.  The ad invites the drive bys to "See what inspired me" at High Carolina, the latest Cliffs community and Tiger's first American golf course design, for which he was reportedly paid a mind-numbing $20 million.

         Longtime residents of the Asheville area like their mountains just the way they are, and many have reacted to encroaching planned developments like High Carolina by raising their voices at town meetings, with letters to local editors and animated postings on local blog sites.  No matter how much land mega-developers like Jim Anthony of The Cliffs promise to put aside for preservation or how much they crank up their PR machines, people in Asheville, like folks in most areas threatened by over-development, worry about runoff issues, pollution of the streams and rivers and the overall threat to the fragile local ecosystem.

         Ashevile editorial cartoonist David Cohen has heard the anxieties about the "covered over trout streams and the usage of chemicals" that threaten the local environment over the long term.  David has "never played a round of golf in his life, but has fond memories of days spent at the Putt-Putt course."  While driving by the Tiger billboard he was inspired to create his own miniature golf billboard (below).

         David, who draws regularly for the Asheville Citizen-Times and is a member of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists, can be contacted at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it..

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        I read yesterday the following press release at the web site of Sunday River, a well-regarded golf and ski resort community in Maine.  I plan to visit and review the course next spring -- without my wife.

 

Newry, Maine (October 7, 2009) - Sunday River will host the 10th Annual North American Wife Carrying Championships on Saturday, Oct. 10 at 11 a.m.   Among the 30 competitors already registered is Joe Decker... known as the "Word's Fittest Man."

        In addition to breaking the world fitness record, Joe has competed in many of the world's toughest endurance and adventure fitness events. Some of these include the Raid Gauloises, the Badwater 135, the Marathon des Sables ("The World's Toughest Footrace"), the Grandslam of UltraRunning, and The Tough Guy Challenge in England. Now, Decker is looking to compete in and win Sunday River's North American Wife Carrying Championship.

        "My wife and I are looking forward to the challenge," said Joe Decker, World's Fittest Man. "I do these events for fun and fortunately have a wife who is tougher than I am, so she supports these types of physical tests one hundred percent."

        The winners of the NAWCC will receive five times the wife's weight in cash and the traditional prize of the wife's weight in beer. Prizes are also awarded to second and third place finishers, as well as for special weight and age categories.

        Couples navigate a 278-yard obstacle course while the man literally "carries" the woman.  Women are allowed to carry men, which occurred for the first time in 2005. The teams do not have to comprise of married couples, but they must comprise of a man and a woman and both must be at least 21 years old to enter.