Today’s Wall Street Journal includes an exposé of major league baseball that has nothing to do with steroids. An average baseball game, the article “Play Ball….Please” indicates, lasts 2 hours and 58 minutes, of which only about 18 minutes contains any action at all. Maybe that is an additional reason why it can be excruciating to watch a New York Mets game on television. You can read the Journal article here.

        You may have noticed that the United States Golf Association has declared war on golf’s own problem with “slow play” –- some would say “finally” -- enlisting the likes of Arnold Palmer, Annika Sorenstam and other

1/9th of a baseball game involves action; 1/39th of a game of golf involves action.

luminaries in their “While We’re Young” TV ad campaign. By the standards of inaction the Journal uses in its discussion of baseball –- for example, time between pitches, time between batters -– the pace of golf appears downright glacial. Whereas the time between batters clocks in at a total of nearly 47 minutes per game, for example, my own rough calculation is that the average time between, say, 90 shots in a four-hour round of golf is something like an aggregate 3 hours and 57 minutes. (I figured about 5 seconds per shot, hang time and the full roll of a putt included). The ratio of inaction to action in baseball is almost 9 to 1; in golf it is close to 39 to 1.

        Golfers will find that depressing, especially those “rabbits” who storm the pro shop after a 4 ½ hour round to complain about slow play. But ponder the following as you are strolling down some lush green fairway toward your tee shot a couple hundred yards away: Would you prefer to be playing golf or playing right field for some intramural team? At least when we golfers line up a 12-foot putt for par a good four or five minutes after our blast out of the bunker, having waited for our playing partners to line up their own birdie, par or bogey putts, and we eventually do strike the ball, at least we are not at a complete standstill, hand and glove on knee, waiting for a ball that may never come.

        You have worked hard all your life and looked forward to a retirement of leisure and year-round golf. You don’t deserve the stress of having to choose between your dreams and your family, and yet many baby boomers face just that same huge lifestyle decision as they retire: Do they leave behind their kids and grandkids, or do they stay up North, resolved to put up with the cold winters, annoying traffic and higher costs of living?

        I’ve been giving this conundrum some thought lately since friends are facing this decision now, and yours truly

With homes in Reynolds Plantation and Owl's Nest, you get a combined 7 golf courses, winter skiing if you want, and no state income taxes if you live in New Hampshire for six months and a day.

and his wife will be staring it in the face in a couple of years. In the next edition of Home On The Course, our free monthly newsletter, I set out to see if, in the wake of the housing recession, there might be some reasonable two-home solutions to the dilemma; that is, for what you might pay for one very nice home in a southern golf community, could we find two nice golf community homes that would put retiring baby boomers close to kids and grandkids for at least half the year and in a warm-weather climate for the late fall and winter months?

        Although a few compromises might be necessary -– one of the two golf homes almost surely will be a condominium or “cottage” in order to keep costs down -– we found it possible to purchase two homes for less than $500,000 and, in some cases, considerably less. For our main example, we chose the well-regarded Reynolds Plantation in Georgia and Owl’s Nest in New Hampshire (no-income tax state, by the way), both with outstanding golf courses, including six inside the gates of Reynolds Plantation. We also include 18 other examples of golf communities with homes ranging from $70,000 to the high $200s that can be mixed and matched for a North/South combination as low as $180,000. We could add thousands more examples east of the Mississippi alone.

        We will mail the July edition of the newsletter later this week, so please sign up today by clicking here. If, in the meantime, you want assistance in identifying one or two golf homes that match your requirements, please contact us at your convenience and we will get to work in your behalf.

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It is possible, for under $500,000, to enjoy a golf and lake lifestyle at Georgia's Reynolds Plantation (top) and a mountain and golf lifestyle at New Hampshire's Owl's Nest.