Happiness is a subjective thing, but that didn’t stop researchers from the UK and U.S. from conducting a survey of a million Americans and combining the results with some data about quality of life.  The output is a ranking of the “Happiest States in America.”  It should come as little surprise that climate may be a strong guiding force behind the results. (See the list of state rankings at the Science Daily web site.)

        Of the 10 happiest states, eight are in the southern U.S. (I count Hawaii, #2 on the list, as a southern state).  Hasn’t anyone told Hawaiians their cost of living is the highest in the nation, nearly 50% more than in Greenville, SC, for example?

        If snow makes you happy in winter, then a nice little cabin in Montana (#7) could be the place for you.  Maine, a state with relatively few, but choice, golf courses that are a lot closer to each other than those in Montana, finished in the 10th spot.

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South Carolina is the 9th happiest state in the land, according to a just released study.  Those who live in the Myrtle Beach area are happy about year-round access to more than 100 fine golf courses, including Grande Dunes in North Myrtle Beach.

 

        The happiest state, Louisiana, is a surprise, given the devastation and lingering effects from Katrina

Tennesseans might be happy because they are so close to other states that are happy -- Mississippi and Alabama.

on the southern half of the Bayou State.  Another mild surprise:  Despite its first net population loss in five decades, the folks in Florida seem quite content at #3.  Maybe no state income tax equates to happiness there and in Tennessee (#4), or maybe it is because the Volunteer State is so narrow that its residents enjoy the close proximity to other happy states, like Mississippi (#6) and Alabama (#9).  In spite of a disastrous housing market, Arizona tips the scales in the 5th position.  Year round golf there is certainly a compensating factor in our eyes.

        And I was pleased, although a little perplexed given the state’s jobless rates, that South Carolina

We expect a foot of snow in CT by tomorrow.  The forecast at our second home in SC is low 50s and mostly clear.

made the list at #9.  We own a second home near the coast in Carolina.  My primary state of residence, Connecticut, was tabbed as the second least happy state in the research.  As I write this, we anticipate a foot of snow tonight and tomorrow.  The Pawleys Island, SC, forecast for tomorrow is low 50s with a scant chance of rain, zero chance of snow and lots of opportunities to play any of dozens of excellent golf courses.

        The unhappiest state is New York, a designation I take a little personally (I was born in New York City).  I have been trying to convince my wife for the last few years that we can afford the place in South Carolina and a little pied-a-terre in New York City in our upcoming retirement.  Maybe South Carolinians are happy because they don’t have the distractions of hustle, bustle and public transportation, but I need my urban fix a few months a year.

        That said, and as a public service for our Empire State readers, here are some cost of living comparisons between a few cities in New York and some allegedly “happier” places (data from Chart of Living Costs in Where to Retire magazine).  Those of you who live in Boston, Chicago and other high-cost cities can extrapolate from the data.

 

Reductions in cost of living expenses by moving south

 

New York City (Manhattan) to:

 

Aiken, SC                 58%

Austin, TX                 56%

Charleston, SC         55%

Hilton Head, SC        46%

Myrtle Beach, SC      57%

 

Nassau County to:

 

Asheville, NC             29%

Flagstaff, AZ               21%

Knoxville, TN              38%

Mobile, AL                   35%

Panama City, FL         28%


Rochester to:

 

Charlotte, NC                7%

Ft. Myers, FL                 4%

Roanoke, VA                 3%

San Antonio, TX            6%

Savannah, GA               6%

 

If you are considering a move, please contact me for ideas.  We can discuss your requirements (by email or phone) and consider your next state of happiness.  There is never a charge for my advice, counsel, research and referrals to professional, highly qualified real estate agents.

 

-- Larry

        Tiger Woods may not be speaking publicly, but his image is on visible display in the Asheville, NC, area.

        In what must be one of the worst cases of bad timing in the history of advertising, The Cliffs Communities posted a series of billboards around Asheville in November that were supposed to drive folks to the gates of High Carolina, site of Woods’ first golf course design in America.  To date, The Cliffs has sold a reported 30 lots at an average of $1 million each, about one-third of the total available on the 3,000 acre property. 

        Woods’ star power was critical to the development’s marketing; Cliffs founder Jim Anthony reportedly paid the now fallen star $20 million to design the High Carolina course.  Within a month of the billboards’ debut, Woods made a fateful escape from his own mansion, and his life -– and the Cliffs’ investment -– took a wrong turn.

        A fair chunk of revenues from property sales at High Carolina have been used to market Tiger’s connection to the community.  The most recent expenditure, for the billboards scattered around Asheville, is turning into the butt of many local jokes.  It is hard to imagine they will remain up much longer.  A larger than life Tiger rises above the top edge of the billboards, in full-swing follow-through, accompanied by the unfortunate tagline, “See What Inspired Me.”

        The Cliffs may be having problems reconciling their huge investment in Woods.  As of this morning, a video of the golfer's visit to High Carolina two months ago is still posted at The Cliffs web site, including his comments about how he looked forward to bringing his wife and children to the site.  Elin Woods was reported this morning to be seeking a divorce.

         Local artists have been inspired to contribute their own takes on the Tiger tale.  Below, local cartoonist David Cohen comments on how inextricably tied The Cliffs is to Woods.  In another flight of fancy, a photographer combined the Woods billboard with another for Motel 6 to make a slightly different kind of statement.  You can see that image at http://www.inform.com/photo/2007366.

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Asheville editorial cartoonist David Cohen, who draws regularly for the Asheville Citizen-Times and is a member of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists, can be contacted at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it..

 

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