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The finishing hole on the Two Rivers course is a hard dogleg left around the marshy indentations of the Chickahominy and James Rivers.

 

    I won't burden you with a restaurant review today; I left the haute cuisine circuit last night and opted for the Chinese buffet down the street from the hotel.  All I'll say is it was pretty mediocre.    
    Yesterday I toured the community of Governor's Land at Two Rivers and played the golf course.  Governor's Land is pretty well completed, with just 80 lots of a total 733 still waiting for houses.  The homeowners association runs the community and the members guide the golf club, having been handed the reins by Dominion Resources, the developers, a few years ago.     

    The community is all single-family houses, no town homes, and the starting prices are in the mid $500s.  The James and Chickahominy Rivers merge at Governor's Land, thus giving the community its embellished name "at Two Rivers." Homes that overlook either or both of the two rivers run into the few millions.       

    The Tom Fazio-designed Two Rivers Golf Club course meanders through woods until it emerges at the confluence of the rivers for the three finishing holes.  For the most part the water is not in play, but it does form an impressive backdrop.  I didn't play the course on its best day - it rained hard the day before and the greens had been aerated and top-dressed a few days earlier - but it gave every indication that, in a month, it will be in splendid shape.  The greens, despite the sandy surface, were almost fast.  And, as always, Fazio has done a splendid job of burying the cart paths behind mounds and in the woods.  Since it was cart-path only, I was exhausted by the end of the round with all the walking back and forth.  I'll have more to say about the Two Rivers course later here and in an upcoming issue of HomeOnTheCourse.    

    After golf, I stopped by the pro shop at Colonial Heritage, a fairly new age-restricted (55 years) community just north of town with a few months old Arthur Hills course.  It the weather holds out, I am hoping to play the course later in the week; I have yet to play anything less than a good Hills design, and from the looks of the 18th, with a lake fronting the greenside, this one may not change my mind.    

    The four communities I'm visiting this week are remarkably close to one another.  Kingsmill, Governor's Land, Ford's Colony, and Colonial Heritage are no more than 15 minutes apart.  Only Governor's Land is private, so those opting not to join a club have these good choices, as well as the heralded Golden Horseshoe courses and about a dozen other fine ones within 35 minutes.    

    I visit Ford's Colony tomorrow.

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The 4th hole at Two Rivers could qualify as the signature hole at many other courses, but since it does not run along the two rivers, it must settle for tough and good looking status. 

    One of the nation's first cities, Williamsburg, VA, has been in a perpetual state of torpor since its earliest days.  One anonymous 19th Century pundit summed it up when referring to the local Eastern State Hospital (the lunatic asylum), the town's main source of income and employment for much of the 18th and 19th Centuries, as "500 lazy [living] off 500 crazy."     

    Today, the town lives substantially off the hundreds of thousands of tourists who visit annually the privately run Colonial Williamsburg and the state run settlements of Jamestown and Yorktown down road.  In the summer they clog the roads, the oldest among them coming in for a little benign, behind-their- backs abuse from the townspeople, who refer to them as "creepy crawlers" for the speed with which they move (or rather don't move).  Still, the townspeople know better than to bite the hands that feed them, and whether they mean it or not, they are friendly and helpful in the stores, on the streets and in the pro shops of the area's fine golf courses.     

    Many of those tourists come back to Williamsburg eventually to live.  An estimated 60% of the residents of Kingsmill, which we visited yesterday, first encountered Williamsburg on a vacation.  Most of the rest of the residents are current and former members of all branches of the armed services, as Williamsburg is within an hour of Norfolk and two hours of D.C.
    Kingsmill is a resort community, but the residential areas are well separated from the modest sized resort, which comprises just 100 of the community's 3,000 acres.  Kingsmill has no hotel.  Every day, one of the resort's three excellent golf courses is designated for member play only, a very smart move on the part of the courses' owners, Anheuser Busch, whose brewery and famed Busch Gardens are at the edge of the property but well out of site.  The nine-hole par 3 course, squeezed in below and beyond the resort's pool, is an amazing sight, sitting on some of the best real estate in Kingsmill.  The two-mile wide James River is in view from every hole, making this possibly the most scenic pitch and putt course in America (and it is in pristine shape as well).       

    Kingsmill is quite laid back despite the resort traffic but consistent with Williamsburg's own demeanor.  Sleepiness is part of a great tradition in the town.  An editorial from a 1912 edition of the Richmond Times Dispatch put it best: "Tuesday was election day in Williamsburg but nobody remembered it. The clerk forgot to wake the electoral board, the electoral board could not arouse itself long enough to have the ballots printed, the candidates forgot they were running, the voters forgot they were alive."  Now that's sleepy.

 

    Someone forgot to tell Tom Powers that he is supposed to take it easy.  Powers is the creative chef at the always busy Fat Canary restaurant off Merchant Square in downtown Williamsburg.  My meal there last night more than made up for a mediocre one the night before (see the review on 4/15) and showed some big city inventiveness.
    As a single diner, I feel as obvious as a fat canary when I sit at a table in a crowded restaurant, and so I opt for the bar.  On this Monday night, the Fat Canary was crowded, a good sign insofar as Monday is typically slow. (Most savvy patrons are nervous that they might be served the weekend's "leftovers.")  But Fat Canary is a full-steam-ahead, seven-day a week operation, dinner only, so there really aren't any weekends per se.   

    I would have been content ordering off the five-appetizer, seven-entrée menu, but I was hell bent on having seafood after a few days of steaks and barbecue in North Carolina.  So when the friendly barkeep mentioned the appetizer of seared tuna, served rare on a bed of Japanese ponzu-broth- infused diced vegetables ($14.95), the healthy part of my heart skipped a beat.  It turned out to be everything I had hoped for, the tuna rare as promised, and sparkling fresh, with only a light searing, and the crisp nuggets of vegetables perfumed by the fragrant sauce (sorry for the purple prose, but it really was good). 

    For the entrée, I stuck with my resolve for seafood, forgoing the special of halibut on a bed of lobster risotto at the pricey $38.95, and opting for the roasted monkfish with curried Virginia clams & oysters, chorizo sausage, charred tomato, basil and chive couscous at a relatively reasonable $25.95. 
    I'm glad I did.  Talk about fusion, this dish melded wonderfully the tastes of Asia (the curry flavor was somewhere between India and Thailand, pungent but not at all overpowering), the couscous a delicate version of the usually taken-for-granted Moroccan grain, and the chorizo (which was both sweet and a little spicy) representing the northern Mediterranean.  The last fluffy little pile of couscous soaked up the last droplets of curry sauce; I thought the perfect timing was pretty cool.     

    When I first read the menu item, I thought, "Who cares where the clams and oysters are from?" but I realized later that I had missed the point.  The point was that "Virginia" clams and oysters meant fresh, and were they ever, tiny little things that were easy to pluck from their shells and were bristling with briny flavor.  Oh yes, the monkfish itself had a really nice char on the outside and managed to be both flaky and almost creamy beneath.  What a great dish!    

    I will say, though, that my entrée last night took as long to deliver as it did the night before, almost a half hour after I had finished my appetizer.  It must be that lazy Williamsburg thing.     

    The Fat Canary, whose name is from a poem by John Lyly, a Colonial era poet ("Oh for a bowl of fat Canary, rich Palermo, sparkling sherry...") does not maintain a web site since, according to the bartender, "the owners are 80 years old."  And why bother?

 

We'll have more to say about Kingsmill and a few of the other area golfing communities in an upcoming issue of HomeOnTheCourse.  Look for a special announcement about the newsletter coming in the next few weeks.